By name, he was known as Jackson
He helped students through e'ery plight,
Despite their strange reactions
this she's done for eighteen years.
She helps them cast off their fetters
and solve irrational fears.
This week was the best by far,
As their students will surely attest;
They've now become super stars,
because their statistics were amongst the best!
Congratulations to Jackson and Salena this week, who got more students auditing each other this week than in any previous week on record! You guys rock!
