The below text is actually very poorly written and difficult to understand. The only consolation I have to offer anyone who reads all the way through is the possibility of winning this hat -
You have been forewarned. Read on if you must.
You may think that these words stop making sense, however, it's a sure thing that if you read the stuff until the end, it will become clear with sudden impact that something wild is going on with this blog.
Announcing a St. Louis fundraising event in extremely bad taste, at which the clothing will leave you breathless!
The girls will look pretty in pink stirrup pants, and the boys will earn their stripes and go over the top with their break dance outfits. It's the big phenomena you've all been waiting for, when ordinary people become 80's renegades who are willing to say anything and to make a certain sacrifice, all to dream a little dream and make an ideal org.
So, get a clue and let everyone know that you're playing for keeps. You don't want to miss the night that will ensure that August 2011 is remembered as one crazy summer.
The event will be near dark, at 7pm, August 20th at the Church of Scientology of Missouri. Don't miss it - it's going to be rad!
The thing is, numerous 80's movies made their way into this blog and disappeared without a trace. Anyone who thinks that they have uncommon valor can make a splash and earn some glory by sending me an email with a list of contraband movie titles hiding out in this blog. A hat to the winner that shows real genius.